so im off for a few days in greenport long island
the unfashionable (thank god) north fork of the hamptons
with my best pal tralena, my god-daughter zora
and la cubana is gonna drop in too (woo hooo)
then la "C" is gonna take me pack to manhattan
to pick up my two fat cats (oy)
and off we'll go to for the 6 hour drive to provincetown
so today is officially the beginning of my vacation (didn't you read about this in the paper?)
La C has promised to bring her laptop to ptown
so ill be able to
send you my tales of life amongst the artists
8 foot drag queens
dykes from hell
and hellacious tourists
i plan on reading, writing
eating
swimming
shopping
and channeling my inner
leather child
i am woman hear me roarrrrrrrrrrrrr
the very fabulous queerday.com
has asked me to jot down my little travel tips for them
so you can expect a " Provincetown According to Rossi"
sometime soon
meanwhile
to all those worried about my skin
hmmm
yes i will wear sun screen
but no
i will not
stay out of the sun
come on
let me have a few vices here
i already gave up
coffee
red meat
booze
and 16 year old virgins
(p.s. if you miss me...for the next few days..read a couple of pieces up on "memoirable" come on, come on i dare you, i double dare you...chicken...)
