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can i just take a moment here
to say i really dig this chick
killer site
and great CHUTZPA
MWWWAAA
that was moi kissing the tuchas of
redsugarmuse

now then
hang on lemme wipe off my mouth
from all that smooching

ok
you may have noticed that lately i seem to be posting a lot more often
i dont know what that is
you know i set this up with LA MATRIX (jillmatrix see link)
to be a way for me to write my dream column
a weekly column that i only got to do
in one lil itty bitty paper that no one read
and one big giant paper that no one read

it was a dream column ( think fran leibowitz on acid)
in which i could rant and ramble and rave and pontificate
on everything in life that bothered me

natch there weren't a lot of mags lined up to offer me this
damn it
where are the 70's when you need em?

but what better platform for a big mouth like mine
that the wild world of web

hellooo bloogggger

anyway
i ranted for a week and...
then 911 came along
and my platform turned into a source of salvation
and after the dust settled
it became a place to make sense of war
of terrorism
of anti-semitism
of the dimwits in the world who don't give a hoot about saving israel
but lately
yeah
just lately
its starting to come around
come back to the place in my head
from which i used to speak
a few years back before
lower manhattan was blown up

and im feeling something like joy in my heart
bitchiness in my soul
sex in my ...well never mind
passion in my mind
and man
thats just the perfect blend for a rant and rave stew
hence
i seem to have a lot to say
a lot more often

although i admit
i really for some reason just cant deal with
punctuation and capitalization
and um
occasionally spelling
or complete sentences
or complete thoughts
hmmmm

what was i talking about??

oh yeah
about why im kvetching more often

hey while my lips are still moist
can i also do a mass butt kissing for all the great
feedback
and support you'all have been giving the
first piece in my memoirable series

i love it
i love it
i dooooooooooooooooo

thankee
from the bottom of my bottom

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