okay folks
since i was so bright and bubbly yesterday
(think Marsha from the bradys..when they were in their singing faze...everybody's laughing...it's a sunshine daaayaaayyy)
man am i showing my age now
oh now' wait
i only discovered the bradys on re-runs yeah yeah that's it
anyway
since i was perky
yesterday
i thought it was a fitting chaser
that for today
i would let loose
once again with my list of things
i really really hate
ok
so here goes
you may want to stand back a foot
I HATE MIKE TYSON!
can somebody tell me why this masogonist pumped up, canibalistic
super prick is still in the news?
he and his stupid tattoo should be gathering dust in the you're so gross even the game shows dont want you loser club
right next to milly vanilli, OJ simpson and dan quale
that latest public comment with him saying he wants to rape
his victim and her mom you know the ones who were so mean because they
turned him in after ...a rape...
oh my god how could anyone do that to iron mike
bust him for rape
why hes a god he should be allowed to rape to his heart's content
uh huh
the only rape he should get is on the receiving end
from a big fat prison king named bubba
next up
I HATE MAYOR BLOOMBERG
this guy is so useless
its amazing
how did he build a kazillion dollar corporation for himself
but he cant do squat for nyc
lets see he got elected to boost our economy
instead he targets smoking
and cuts the revenue from bars in nyc by 20 to 30%
he raises property tax so high no one wants to buy
he fires cops just when the crime seems to be going back up
hey BLOOMY!! rudy g is gone
yeah the big man has left the building
so the yahoos are coming back out
nows the time to keep the cops on the beat not send them packing!
obviously he just wanted to be mayor cause..you know
hes a rich spoiled brat and it seemed like fun
(woohoo let's play mayor with barbie and ken)
and has no interest in getting re-elected
but in the meanwhile
hes ruining NYC
hey bloomy
do us all a favor
and drop dead
ok?
if you're been reading my site
i don't think i need to mention
my hatred for
arafat do I?
what's there to say about him that hasn't already said
you've heard it all before I'm sure
he's cowardly, murderous, two-faced, an enemy of the israelis and the palestinians, a spine-less cockroach, a militant pig, a blight on humanity..
hmmm
maybe this did need re-saying
ok okay
so ditto!
i also have a little itty bitty issue
with
regis philbin
but that's just because his voice irritates me
nothing personal against the guy
he just sounds like he's talking from inside the trunk of a car
anyway
nothing else bothers me today
except of course
for soy coffee
yeeeacccchhhh
what the hell do they put in that stuff??
tastes like a blend of tree trunks and dirt
now back to your scheduled programming
