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Wednesday, May 28

rudolph the red nosed bitch

so for those who want an update
on my homeopathic anti-allergy
diet from hell

ive been on the %$#^&&* thing for um 12 weeks now
12 WEEKS OF NO COFFEE
12 WEEKS OF NO SUGAR
12 WEEKS OF NO BOOZE
12 WEEKS OF NO RED MEAT
and guess what?

my nose still looks as red and swollen
as rudolph on a coke binge

aaaak

ok ok ill admit
ive lost 8 pounds
got more energy
better digestion
less hormonal well lets just say stuff.. ok?

but i still have the %$#^&&@ allergies

so
sigh
my doctor tested my blood again
(no buffy in this vampire tale)
and determined that i needed to be on this detox for another
get this

2 months!!!!


%$##@^&*^&%%$##@%
times 10


ok ok
ive gone this far
im gonna stick with it
if no other reason than to
have a good reason to commit suicide if this doesnt work

also all this masochism is saving me a fortune on SM bars


sigh

on other news
already getting some nice feedback from the memoir-able
series

thankeeeee
i do do do do-do (hmm never mind)

enjoy your feedback

why?

because im a co-dependant freak
who relies on the compliments of others
for my self worth

NATCH

anyway
im having some green tea (BORING!)
and a wheat free, sugar free muffin (BORING!)

and thinking of you (EXCITING!)

smoooches

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choooooooooooo