my love is leaving me
in two more weeks
my obsession
my dream
my support unit
my inspiration
will be gone
in two more weeks
"BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER"
will air its final episode
go ahead laugh
if you dare
but Buffy has been a lot more than a show
to me
and yeah
to lots of other cool grown-ups i know
the silent nod
the knowing wink
when you say
sorry i'm not free tuesday nights till after 9
means yeah
you've found it
another buffy-aholic
i've been dead hooked on the show for 6 years now
i don't know what it is
the occult
the woman kicking man butt thing
the gay friendly script
a bit of a vampire fetish
the smart lines
the camp factor
or D
all of the above
but this show has really rocked my world
man
i am not afraid to say this out loud
losing Buffy
is gonna be like losing a close friend
and no!
re-runs
just don't cut it
besides the friggen $#@%^&* cheapos at the network where airing a re-run like every other show anyway
hey
i get that last years buffy sucked
it was depressing
i named it
sylvia plath the vampire slayer
and i get that the actress sarah mrs. freddy prince jr.
was probably tired of staking vampires
and i get that zander got fat
that spike was on the show so long he was starting to age
and vampires aren't supposed to age
i get it
but shit
the few new shows they've had this year have been awesome
and they even brought back the SM goddess of the universe
FAITH
the bad-ass leather mama
who i really want to be spanked by
whooops
never mind
anyway
all kidding aside
this show has made me laugh
when i was major-ly blue
made me cry
yeah shut up
and sometimes been the highlight of my mid-week blahs
i have even turned down sex to watch buffy
(sorry darlin...you know i love you)
so may i this humble fan
bid a sad
and so broken hearted fairwell
to the queen of tuesdays
buffy
and the scooby gang
and spike
and angel (well he got his own show so i don't have to say bye to him)
sniffle
sniffle
thanks for the memories
but sheesh josh whedon and network yuppies
couldn't ya at least have plunked down enough cash
to get us
Faith the vampire slayer?
i know she had another offer but fellas
that woulda filled the void...
what are you gonna do leave us with
the scooby gang gone wild
or some such shit
sheesh
okay
ok
wednesday nights
angel
angel
angel
something to get me through this
yes
yes
