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Wednesday, April 23 Senator Satan
Rick Santorum, the Senate's third-ranked Republican from Pa…who just recently let loose with this pile of dog poop. In an interview with The Associated Press two weeks ago, Santorum, here-after known as Satan-orum, (or just Satan for short) said he believes homosexual acts are a threat to the American family. He even compared homosexuality to bigamy, polygamy, incest and adultery. ''I have no problem with homosexuality - I have a problem with homosexual acts, as I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships,'' Santorum said during an interview taped April 7 in his Senate office. Yeah Senator Satan and I have no problem with asshole, short-minded, bigoted, homophobic idiots. I just have a problem with those who act on it. LIKE YOU! Senator Satan when on to say..''And that includes a variety of different acts, not just homosexual,'' he said. ''I have nothing, absolutely nothing against anyone who's homosexual. If that's their orientation, then I accept that. And I have no problem with someone who has other orientations. The question is, do you act upon those orientations? So it's not the person, it's the person's actions. And you have to separate the person from their actions.'' OK Satan. So what your saying is that we gay folks should just spend our entire lives either living a lie or just being celibate. What if I were to say the same for you. You’re a butt ugly idiot. I believe it’s a crime against humanity for your to spread your evil disease. So you will not have sex, and therefore possibly spread your kind and you will also spend the rest of your life with your mouth shut. So then just when you thought we couldn’t go any more backwards, Conservative Republicans, including former presidential candidate Gary Bauer, rallied to Santorum's defense. ''I think that while some elites may be upset by those comments, they're pretty much in the mainstream of where most of the country is,'' Bauer said. Uh Huh. Really. Well yeah maybe the parts of the country that drink moonshine and keep their living room furniture on their front porch, but nobody I know feels that way and nobody who has ever contacted me through this web site feels that way and I’d really be surprised if it really was where most of the country is. Hey Country! Do you feel this way? Do you think homosexuality is a sin and should be considered a crime when acted on? Got a feeling that the only ones out there who do are also the same folks who think white supremacists are you know kinda cool. Fuck this shit. And fuck you senator. Go back to your KKK meeting and leave us alone.
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