zippitydooda
oyyy veyyy
this here mama is off to LA
yep you heard it
i've backed up my all black wardrobe
and am hopping a Jet Blue
to LA
no tis not business
no tis not pleasure
exactly
tis passover with my family
my newly ultra-orthodox brother, his wife and 3 kids
and my dad
also going to look up
one ex lover
and one old buddy
the plan is
i sneak into town today
and just luxuriate in my hotel
swimming in the pool
ordering up room service
and being a total lazy pig
manyana
i see the ex for din din
after a day of luxuriating pool-side
hello LA the weather better be %$#^& nice or I'll sue!
then its 2.5 days of passover festivitites with the family
during which time i expect to eat enough matzoh to constipate an elephant
then din din with my ol pal
maybe a lesbo bar or two or three
and then back to nyc
probably won't be online whilst away
but i promise to have some stories for you when i return
i always do
until
then
happy matzo balls
but not you eric bogosian
for you i only wish
very sad
dry
and totally shaved matzo balls
