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Saturday, March 29

the big cigar

had a terrible thought the other day

"911" might not have happened if not for the Monica Lewinsky scandal

Yes, I'll say it again...if we hadn't totally blown the last two years of President Clintons term by mercilessly plaguing him with scandal, he might have been able to be let's say oh...10 times more effective

i know from the Times cover story awhile back that the taliban and the alchaida (spell) where on his list of agenda items

but oh some things happened like
his life being ruined
him being impeached
him hiding from walls of press
that kinda made it hard for him to function

so guess what?

it got pushed off to the next president
and the FBI chief that was rallying for this agenda item
left the FBI got a job running security for the world trade center
and promptly, new on the job was killed on "911"

you don't believe me
call up Time magazine and get their old issue
it was out fall of 2,001 I believe

anyway
so i'm saying to myself
self,
how different would the world be today
if we hadn't practically lynched
the best president we've had since kennedy?

how many more people would be alive?

and yeah
it's certainly possible that "911" might have happened anyway
but really, no matter how you look at it
that man would have been able to kick a whole helluvah lot more ass
if he'd been left to do his job

when all that crap was hurled at clinton
it was one of the few times
i felt embarrassed to be an american

who cares where he puts his pickle
or his cigar
or whatever ??!!

i only cared about he ran the country

i don't give a rats..ass
where bush puts his cigar
although quite honestly the place he's supposed to be putting it
seems about as inviting as wall of salt covered ice

i only care is he doing his job
and if it came out that his cigar was being puffed by some little twinky out there

what do you think would happen to the world
if we stopped everything to spend all our media and energy
condemning him?

i guess it's too bad for clinton that he didn't attack saddam hussein
or the taliban
might have smoothed things out with the monica scandal

do you think we've learned anything from this?

nah
as soon as the war is over
and the media runs out of front page news
they'll find somebody to lynch
probably won't be bush
he's got too much republican power
all over the damn place

nah
they’ll probably find a nice democrat to lynch
someone respected
possible presidential candidate with a chance

yeah that would do it
or better yet
wait till he wins
then ruin his term
yeah, yeah
that’s the way to go

idiots

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oh and by the way
just a quick aside here,
has anyone noticed that iraq
is using the fact that american and british troops have gone out of their way
to avoid kiling civilians by disguising themselves as civilians?
yeah' you've all noticed that right
well so why haven't any of the anti-war protestors noticed that?

we go in there
practically shoot ourselves in the butt trying not to harm
civilians
and the irag troops
say "oh cool"
this is a great way to kill the infidels
so they disguise as civilians
end result?
well natch
soldiers are going to start second guessing civilians now
and there will be more civilian casualties won't there?
and who would be to blame for that?

kinda like in israel
my close friend who served 4 years in the israeli army told me
palestinian terrorists would often use old women
or even childred to carry weapons and bombs (or to be bombs)
so when the israeli troops had to start suspecting these people
worrying about them
searching them
protecting themselves against them
treating them as the enemy
the palestinians denounced them as
women killers
children killers
who was really to blame for that?

you want to keep the civilians in your country
the women,
the children safe
then stop masquerading as them
or using them as human bombs

idiots