well there's nothing like being trapped
on the tip of cape cod during a blizzard
to get a girl thinking about things
not that i minded being trapped in provincetown
after all, even in the off-season it is the most romantic place in the north-east
and i was trapped with my cuban mamasita
and it was valentines day weekend
and we did have heat
wine
and lots of cold cuts for provisions
and the snow was glorious coating the town in soft white blankets
then i ruined it
i did, what no woman in the midst of such beauty should do
i made the most horrible mistake imaginable
i turned on the news
yep
there he was the craggy old nasty crow
who leads Hamas
yep the grand-daddy of the suicide bombers
i haven't even tried to remember his name
cause all i see is Hitler in arab clothing
but anyway
what he's saying through a translator
is that if America goes to war against Iraq
he will put a "Fatwa" spell?? on Americans too
so that Palestinian suicide bombers and their allies
will also consider it open season to suicide bomb Americans
lovely
the interviewer was like
umm "why help Saddam..you don't even consider him to be a good Moslem?'
and the fatwa bastard was like oh something about the principle of the thing
i'd say it was more about the 25,000 bucks that saddam has given to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers as a reward for a job well done
you know i'd forgotten all about the 25k rewards the man who rules a country crippled by poverty routinely gives out the the families of suicide scumbags
totally forgot about that
so here's what i'm thinking
let's cancel the war
let's send our soldiers home
let's put our weapons away
and let's just put out a global offer
25,000 to the families of any one who hits saddam hussein with a stone
wanna guess how many stones will nail that mo-fo
i'd say all of the poverty stricken Iraq folks
who don't have food but know their leader is sending big bucks to Palestinians
yep 25k if you hit him with a stone
50k if you cut off one of his limbs
100k if you castrate him
and a flat million of you kill the prick
why bother to go to war
lets put our money where the motherfucker is
and now
back to the snow
