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Wednesday, February 12

bring it on

lately it feels like my own life has had more than its far share of terror

my cat needed emergency surgery and has spent the last two weeks on pain killers wearing one of those cones around his head and giving me the saddest eyes in the universe

my upstairs neighbor has decided to advance from just being an inconsiderate jerk to being a full on %$#&* psycho and has taken to stomping on his floor (my ceiling) in the late night and early morning hours

when i called him up to ask him to stop he told me to "move the fuck out"

i moved the fuck to dialing "911' instead

the Jewish community center that i use as a gym went from having a bag check at the door to having a security process including metal detector wand that would make airport security look like a picnic

my work outs are better now,the adrenalin from the little hint of panic as you walk in the door is great for sit-ups

my two year anniversary with my other half turned into a night of processing...with no champagne...but lots of flowers

we're sulking now and sipping coffee....but we're still here

and on top of all of this

i have to go back into work mode with three huge events back-to-back

i find myself, pooped, fed up, raw and pissed off

in other words i'm in the perfect mood for an orange alert world

you wanna
attack this country
attack this city
attack my people

well come through me first
i'm in just the right frame of mind

to kick the living shit out of you

so bring it on

hell hath no fury like a downtown New York City bitch