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Friday, February 7 orange is not the only fruit
yellow alert orange alert sheesh i feel like i'm in some sick kid's game what's next? Marco Polo or Simon Says but so ok, we're now on orange alert and we're just supposed to go about our lives like nada is wrong ok..hmmm well i'm guessing i'll be okay in the east village since all the buildings are small, there's no major economic symbols (less you count the drug dealers) but just what exactly are we supposed to do to prepare ourselves heard on the news that you're supposed to have an emergency procedure practiced how would that go exactly? let's say for instance botulism is released all around you "kids now don't breathe...whatever you do, mommy says don't breathe!" or how bout a bomb takes out one of our major bridges? "Um driver...would you mind shutting the meter off.." I mean hello! This is not our parents war. This is not about air raids and bomb shelters. It's about chemicals, air born disease, planes flying into sky scrapers.. How exactly do you prepare for that? Buy tons of water? hmm okay, well at least in the event of nuclear war we won't be thirsty could someone please for the love of god someone tell our president NUCULAR sheesh i think if i hear him say that one more time
our hearts a twitter and we do exactly the only thing we can do we go on turn on the TV pour a glass of wine order stir fry clip our toe nails whatever hey if I'm dying
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