86 hate, 86 Prop 8

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Proposition 8 is full of hate
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Proposition 8 can go to hell
there just made that up dears

let me tell you my darlings
out here in ptown for gay family week
there is no better place to celebrate today’s ruling
by California’s federal court that proposition 8, the ban on same-sex marriage
is unconstitutional

ok
ok
too early to celebrate
as for sure the right-wingers will appeal
but my dears
let us rejoice all the same

Judge walker, who is like my new hero dude
Wrote as follows:
Prop. 8 “fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license.”

He also stated; “Proposition 8 both unconstitutionally burdens the exercise of the fundamental right to marry and creates an irrational classification on the basis of sexual orientation.”

Zippity doo da zippity ayyy judge walker is A OK!

Let me tell you, my own personal story with prop 8 my dears…my own brother voted for it, yep, my flesh and blood.
When I asked him how he could go to the polls and vote away the rights of his own sister to marry, he said, “I have to vote as the Torah tells me to.” Lord do I hate religion when it comes in the way of folks being able to think for themselves.
I was like but Bro, you just voted away my right to marry the woman I love, to which he replied, “Marry who you want, just don’t get married in California!’

Oy friggen vey.
Well clearly my brother wasn’t the only one who voted no to my human rights as 52 percent of voters in California can attest, but you know, I’d like to think that today, if the vote came up again, the majority would vote against it.

But regardless my darlings, going to the polls to take away my right to marry…WRONG.

So here in ptown, like I said, family week is happening, and yeah it’s annoying as hell, screaming multi-racial adopted kids of lesbian moms and perfectly coifed blonde-haired blue eyed children in designer ware for the gay boys. Sheesh I know you can’t generalize but ummm I AM ANYWAY. It’s like the gay boys have stepford kids and the dykes have a rainbow of sizes, shapes and colors. but hey in the words of a rock chick I had the pleasure of hanging with recently, “It’s all beach!”

Regardless of how annoying the thousands of screaming kids are, it’s pretty damn nice to see them all celebrating diversity, happy and healthy and just as annoying and with just as much ice cream dripping down their chins and un-mentionables dripping out their noses as the straight parents kids.

So to all the families in ptown this week
And to all the couples in Californian waiting for their chance to the altar
I say a hearty, happy and healthy YAHOOOOO
And as my dear old Irish bartender pal Colum used to say…
“FUCK THE BEGRUDGERS!”