punk rock mama

well my dears
just in case you are starting to think i’m a big pile of sentimental mush
let me tell you i went out to see a wild ass- new wavish band called Space Pussy
was quite the night my dears
and i rocked so hard that Ryan Landry the lead singer asked me if i wouldn’t mind joining them for a future gig
“but i can’t sing, can’t stretch a note..” said I

“all i can do is jump around and scream!”

“Perfect!” said he… “What do you think I do!”

ahhah so who knows a punk rock career in the making
for this mental yentyl
hey stranger things have happened.
….
i’ve been hearing Patti Smith singing Gloria in my head ever since

GLORIAAAAA G. L. O. RIA
GLORIAAAAAAAAA

but the song, i would really do…or rather scream
should i ever really take the stage at the grand old age of umm 40-ish
would be this little ditty by the Xray spex
10 points to anyone who recalls this darling little bed-time melody

Oh Bondage Up Yours by the Ex Ray Spex

Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard
But i think
Oh Bondage Up Yours!
One, Two, Three, FOUR!

Bind me tie me
Chain me to the wall I wanna be a slave
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Chain-store chain-smoke
I consume you all
Chain-gang chain-mail
I don’t think at all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Thrash me crash me
Beat me till I fall
I wanna be a victim
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more